I was Googling scissor and thanks to their auto-suggest (or whatever they call it) I saw the suggestion "scissor me timbers," I had a good idea of what I thought I'd see and I was right. What I love is the "used in a sentence" example after each definition.
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A phrase used in a south park episode where Mr. or Ms. Garrison explored being a lesbian. Garrison was in bed with another woman "scissoring" (in which two women inter-lock each others legs for sexual arrousal). it is at this time that Garrison becomes excited and says "Oh yeah scissor me timbers!!!".
Lesbian: "I haven't gotten a piece of ass in a while I really wish somebody would scissor me timbers."get this def on a mug
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A variation of "shiver me timbers," a common pirating term, screamed by women during lesbian lovemaking. The term refers to their interlocking legs, which are often spread at an angle similar to open scissors.
"How does this double headed dildo feel, lesbian lover?"get this def on a mug
"Scissor me timbers!"
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referring to the sexual postion for lesbains"scissoring"
scissor me timbers we're scissoring!get this def on a mug