Saturday, February 13, 2010

THIS INFOMERCIAL WILL PUMP YOU UP

The things you see at 4 in the morning. The Gerry vac, the Shark vac, the Dyson vac, The Oreck vac, and now the Pos-T-Vac for your dick!

Pos-T-Vac promises to pump you up better and faster than Viagra or Cialis and is covered by Medicare! I hope Obama's health care will continue to cover this and my scooter. BTW - it costs over $550!

About Vacuum Therapy

Pos-T-Vac is a leader in the non-surgical treatment of Erectile Dysfunction (ED) known as Vacuum Therapy. Vacuum Therapy is a safe and very effective non-surgical means of helping a man produce erections suitable for sexual intercourse. It does not require medication, injections, or surgery and is effective in treating Erectile Dysfunction due to many different causes. This treatment has become one of the most popular solutions to the problem of Erectile Dysfunction (ED). An erection is achieved by first, placing the penis in a vacuum cylinder, creating a vacuum which generates blood flow into the penis, which causes engorgement and rigidity. The natural erection is held by our tension ring, which restricts the flow of blood back out of the penis. Using this system, an erection can be safely maintained for up to 30 minutes.

It’s important to understand that Erectile Dysfunction (ED) is often a symptom of an underlying physical problem and is usually not primarily psychological. Occasionally the physical cause may be serious.

Pos-T-Vac is pleased to offer you and your partner a safe, effective and affordable treatment for this frustrating problem (ED). A solution in seconds not hours.

8 comments:

  1. I think a regular vacuum cleaner will work. Don't you? Maybe a dyson? Oh wait, that's a stand up vacuum cleaner.

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  2. 4am? Too bad there's not a quick cure for sleep dysfunction.

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  3. Do you also get a Flesh-Jack with it?

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  4. Umm... a rather expensive JO device, don't you think?

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  5. Interesting. Hopefully I won't need one!

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  6. Does it come in a bigger size? (kidding)

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  7. i wonder if it could be used as well to turn my hotdogs into smokies...

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