There is no psychiatrist in the
world like a puppy licking
that he wags his tail instead of
A dog is the only thing
on earth that loves you
more than he loves himself.
The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person.
Anybody who doesn't know what
soap tastes like never washed a dog.
- Franklin Jones
If your dog is fat,
you aren't getting enough exercise.
My dog is worried about the
economy because Alpo
is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in
If you pick up a starving dog
and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a
- Mark Twain
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three
dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only
two of them.