DOG LOGIC

I read this over at Ray's Cowboy and it made me feel so good I had to steal it so I could share it. Thanks Ray!

There is no psychiatrist in the 
world like a puppy licking 
your face.

-Ben Williams 

The reason a dog has so many friends is 

that he wags his tail instead of 
his tongue.

-Anonymous 

A dog is the only thing
on earth that loves you 
more than he loves himself.

-Josh Billings 













The average dog is a nicer person 
than the average person.

-Andy Rooney 













Anybody who doesn't know what 
soap tastes like never washed a dog.

- Franklin Jones 
















If your dog is fat, 
you aren't getting enough exercise.

-Unknown 












My dog is worried about the
economy because Alpo 
is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in 
dog money.

-Joe Weinstein 

















If you pick up a starving dog
 and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; 
that is the principal difference between a dog and a 
man.

- Mark Twain










 

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives 
whole.

-Roger Caras 













If you think dogs can't count, try putting three 
dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only 
two of them.

-Phil Pastoret