Carl and Bert, moved to Texas and Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his husband, 'Notice anything different about me?'
Carl looked him over. 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Carl, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'
Carl looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!'
Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, Carl?'
'Nope,' he replied.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'
Without changing his expression, Carl replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'
Thanks to Just a Dude Talking About Life!