Saturday, February 13, 2010

THIS INFOMERCIAL WILL PUMP YOU UP

The things you see at 4 in the morning. The Gerry vac, the Shark vac, the Dyson vac, The Oreck vac, and now the Pos-T-Vac for your dick!

Pos-T-Vac promises to pump you up better and faster than Viagra or Cialis and is covered by Medicare! I hope Obama's health care will continue to cover this and my scooter. BTW - it costs over $550!

About Vacuum Therapy

Pos-T-Vac is a leader in the non-surgical treatment of Erectile Dysfunction (ED) known as Vacuum Therapy. Vacuum Therapy is a safe and very effective non-surgical means of helping a man produce erections suitable for sexual intercourse. It does not require medication, injections, or surgery and is effective in treating Erectile Dysfunction due to many different causes. This treatment has become one of the most popular solutions to the problem of Erectile Dysfunction (ED). An erection is achieved by first, placing the penis in a vacuum cylinder, creating a vacuum which generates blood flow into the penis, which causes engorgement and rigidity. The natural erection is held by our tension ring, which restricts the flow of blood back out of the penis. Using this system, an erection can be safely maintained for up to 30 minutes.

It’s important to understand that Erectile Dysfunction (ED) is often a symptom of an underlying physical problem and is usually not primarily psychological. Occasionally the physical cause may be serious.

Pos-T-Vac is pleased to offer you and your partner a safe, effective and affordable treatment for this frustrating problem (ED). A solution in seconds not hours.

THE MEANING OF LILA BY JOHN FORGETTA AND L.A. ROSE

They have Ben & Jerry Loyalty Rewards Cards? Why is the first I'm hearing of this and where do I get one?

MUTTS by PATRICK MCDONNELL

Thursday, February 11, 2010

WINTER OLYMPICS OUTLOOK - SNOWBOARDING

Chris Klug is not just an Olympic medalist, in 2000 he had a liver transplant and was back on the slopes just four months later, better than ever. He is the first transplant recipient to win an Olympic medal. His foundation seeks donor dudes. Click here for more info.


Select a Team

Snowboarding - Men

Ten men qualified for the U.S. Olympic snowboarding team, based on performances at Grand Prix and World Cup events during the 2009-10 season. See women's team. 

Nick Baumgartner

Michigan native and 2009 snowboard cross world bronze medalist Nick Baumgartner is making his Olympic debut in 2010.

Greg Bretz

The youngest member of the U.S. men's snowboarding team, Greg Bretz is making his Olympic debut in Vancouver.

Nate Holland

A native of Sandpoint, Idaho, 2007 world snowboard cross bronze medalist Nate Holland is making his second Olympic appearance in Vancouver.

Tyler Jewell

A 2006 Olympian in parallel giant slalom, Massachusetts native Tyler Jewell is making his second Olympic appearance in 2010.

Chris Klug

2002 Olympic parallel giant slalom bronze medalist Chris Klug is making his third Olympic appearance in Vancouver.

Scotty Lago

New Hampshire native and halfpipe rider Scotty Lago is making his first Olympic appearance in Vancouver.

Louie Vito

A native of Columbus, Ohio, 21-year-old snowboarder Louie Vito is hoping to make his first Olympic appearance in Vancouver.

Graham Watanabe

Idaho native and snowboarder Graham Watanabe is making his second Olympic appearance in 2010.

Seth Wescott

The reigning Olympic snowboard cross champion, 33-year-old Maine native Seth Wescott is making his second Olympic appearance in Vancouver.

Shaun White

The 2006 Olympic halfpipe champion, California native and action sports icon Shaun White is making his second Olympic appearance in Vancouver.

GUILT FREE LUST AND DESIRE

Happy Birthday to Taylor Lautner! He is 18 today and will no longer inspire guilty feelings and dreams of lust and desire. The guilt is gone and the boy is legal so let the dreams and feelings of lust and desire commence!
















Tuesday, February 9, 2010

HERE WE GO AGAIN

LT DAN CHOI CALLED BACK TO DUTY

The U.S. Army has called 1LT Dan Choi back to duty and he's currently doing what he does best, defending America!   His discharge is not final until his commander signs off on it and he's not pushing it.  Why should he?  Choi's a fine officer and we're fighting two wars.  We need to keep the best of the best on the job.  Read all about it here.

The repeal of DADT may kill two birds with one stone. Once gay men can be out, proud and beyond blackmail they can be strong allies and defenders of women soldiers who are often at the mercy of their straight male brethren. In addition, if they can recall an openly gay man to duty, then what kind of effective argument can they mount  that they need a year to study and plan for integration?

This is great news. If they can recall one of the most outspoken and visible warriors of the DADT movement, then can a full repeal be far behind?

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS? THIS IS WHAT I'D LIKE TO HAPPEN



An Ohio woman has filed a federal lawsuit against her son's elementary school after his teacher mocked his long hair by tying it into pigtails. According to the suit, the teacher then brought the boy to the front of the class and encouraged his classmates to mock him with feminine versions of his name. Allegedly,the teacher finished by taking a photo of the crying boy with her cell phone. You can read the whole story here. 

This is not an isolated incident. Several weeks ago another boy with long hair was told to cut it or he'd be expelled. His mother ended up pinning it.

What is wrong with people? This is what I think should happen, get the following famous long haired men to go and "speak" with these teachers, schools and bullying classmates and then see what kind of reaction you get you "fucking retards!" (I'm just quoting Rush Limbaugh) Can you imagine being one of these jerks when there's a knock on their classroom door and it's one of these men standing there?  Imagine the publicity and imagine how much better the life of those boys will be.

          Professional Football player Troy Polamalu

Gene Simmons and the rest of Kiss 
(I think Gene would be the most intimidating)


Angel and Leverage actor Christian Kane


WWE Wrestling Champ and Superstar Triple H


Of course we can't forget Jesus Christ.
He does seem to be making he way back into public schools. Will they make him cut his hair?

Monday, February 8, 2010

WHAT'S ON BBC AMERICA NOW






SURVIVORS


BBC America is bringing the apocalypse stateside for a weekly appointment with the popular British drama Survivors. A reimagining of the 1975 series of the same name, the basic plot may be more familiar to American audiences as similar to that of Stephen King's The Stand. A mutated strain of influenza wipes out 99% of the world population. Let the fun begin!

The second series of six episodes began broadcasting in the UK on January 12, 2010. US fans of the apocalypse -- and who isn't? -- will have to wait until Saturday, February 13, 2010 for the first series to premiere on BBC America. The main character is Abby Grant, a mother and wife who lost her husband to the virus and is determined to find her son, whom she is certain survived. Other characters include a prisoner, a Muslim child, a spoiled rich man, a pampered woman, the government official in charge of containing the virus, a doctor and a survivalist -- of sorts.

The series will follow their attempts to scavenge, survive and find a way to live their lives in this new world they find themselves in. It's always an interesting notion to take these typical apocalyptic sagas and stay with them. Usually, in the movies or in novels, we get some big climax and then we leave the characters forever. I've always been intrigued as to what happens next.

Post-apocalyptic stories have long been a staple in science fiction and horror entertainment, but the sub-genre has been enjoying a bit of a renaissance of late. Whether it's the recent Jericho, the future depicted on FOX's Dollhouse, or the zombie apocalypse in AMC's forthcoming pilot, The Walking Dead, the end of the world is very much on our minds.

In the past year, the silver screen has tackled it in 2012, The Road and the current box office hit The Book of Eli. Maybe people just want to feel prepared for the inevitable end of all that is. If so, and you think there's a chance you might be in the UK when it goes down, Survivors might just be the show for you.

I've always been fascinated with depictions of how society would crumble and how humanity would cope in a world without laws and civilization. I guess another logical question would be if US studios will be watching this to consider making their own version. Granted, Jericho already tackled similar subject matter, but this would strip us of all the trappings of a normal society. Just so long as they realize that this type of genre fare belongs on cable and not the broadcast networks.

Survivors premieres Saturday, February 13, 2010 at 8 PM ET on BBC America.

Until then, we can look forward to the British apocalypse.

SO THAT'S WHAT SHE'S BEEN SINGING

I like Britney. I'm not really a fan but I'm not a basher either. I enjoy her music when I hear it in the car or at a club/bar which is why this post may seem a bit late in coming.

3 is catchy but I spend most of my time trying to understand the lyrics with no luck. I get as far as 1, 2, 3 and that's it. So I finally remembered to search the lyrics and have them posted for your infotainment. 
1, 2, 3 
Not only you and me 
Got one eighty degrees 
And I'm caught in between 
Countin' 
1, 2, 3 
Peter, Paul and Mary 
Gettin' down with 3P 
Everybody loves *** 
Countin' 

Babe, pick a night 
To come out and play 
If it's alright 
What do you say? 

Merrier the more 
Triple fun that way 
Twister on the floor 
What do you say? 

Are - you in 
Livin' in sin is the new thing (yeah) 
Are - you in 
I am countin'! 

[Chorus: 2x] 
1, 2, 3 
Not only you and me 
Got one eighty degrees 
And I'm caught in between 
Countin' 
1, 2, 3 
Peter, Paul and Mary 
Gettin' down with 3P 
Everybody loves *** 
Countin' 

Three is a charm 
Two is not the same 
I don't see the harm 
So are you game? 

Lets' make a team 
Make 'em say my name 
Lovin' the extreme 
Now are you game? 

Are - you in 
Livin' in sin is the new thing 
Are - you in 
I am countin'! 

[Chorus: 2x] 
1, 2, 3 
Not only you and me 
Got one eighty degrees 
And I'm caught in between 
Countin' 
1, 2, 3 
Peter, Paul and Mary 
Gettin' down with 3P 
Everybody loves *** 

What we do is innocent 
Just for fun and nothin' meant 
If you don't like the company 
Let's just do it you and me 
You and me... 
Or three.... 
Or four.... 
On the floor! 

[Chorus: 2x] 
1, 2, 3 
Not only you and me 
Got one eighty degrees 
And I'm caught in between 
Countin' 
1, 2, 3 
Peter, Paul and Mary 
Gettin' down with 3P 
Everybody loves ***

Sunday, February 7, 2010

The Meaning of Lila by John Forgetta and L.A. Rose

(click to enlarge)
Since I'm boycotting the Super Bowl, I'll be catching up on my backload of DVR'd shows. CBS is now airing more Focus On the Family ads during the pregame show and we also learned CBS was heavily involved in producing the ad. BTW, thanks CBS for NOT responding to my email.

SHERFFIUS SUNDAY







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