BOUND AND GAGGED by DANA SUMMERS

This isn't just funny it's true. And it's just not in the supermarket. We were just to the vet for shots and poop analysis and as we sat there, I was entertained by a flat screen showing ads for heart worm meds, flea and tick treatments, pet health insurance, joint health, weight loss programs, diabetes and more. There were pamphlets for everything, everywhere as well as pens, writing pads, magnets, coffee cups and more swag.

REMEMBER TO DVR BETTY ON SNL

If there was going to be a Saturday Night Live worth watching, tonight should be the night with Betty White hosting and special guest stars Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch, Molly Shannon, Maya Rudolph and Ana Gasteyer.

PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY

And the brilliant ads keep coming. Below is the second minisode. It's supposed to make waiting for the season three premier on Sunday, June 13th easier - not helping me!

HAPPY CINCO de MAYO!

I can't wait for lunch! A supersized frozen strawberry Margarita and chicken fajitas on the patio watching all the people walk by.

MUG SHOT MONDAY

For some reason and without warning, one of my favorite blogs closed shop -- AGAIN -- hip n edgy and before that famous like me. If you know why or where he has gone, I'd appreciate knowing. Until then, I have decided to do my own version of one of my favorite weekly posts of his -- MUG SHOT MONDAY. My version will be somewhat different and will hopefully improve.

BEAT UPS

The eyeshadow on the eyelid not under the eye.

I'd like to nurse his wounds.

Pretty green eyes.

It's really just a deviated septum.

He looks like he was rough even before the battering.

DOES IT COME IN A CIVIL UNION OR SAME SEX VERSION??

A blanket that absorbs your farts is the key to a better marriage?!

SHERFFIUS SUNDAY