FROM HOT TO NOT SO HOT

ENGLAND LOST WORLD CUP BECAUSE WAYNE ROONEY SHAVED HIS CHEST

MUG SHOT MONDAY - ON TUESDAY

Sorry I missed posting yesterday but I wasn't felling well. I'm better today so enjoy these SEX OFFENDERS. After checking out over 100 mugshots I have determined that Sex Offenders as a group are average looking with average hair (at least those who get arrested and have their mugshot posted on the internet).

TIM star?

Nothing wrong here - except the arrest charge.

Shave the stach or grow the tee and we'll talk.

The suit can make the man.

A little off the top and sides please.

The Carol Brady Flip Fro.

Would be sooo much hotter with less on top or more on the sides.

Kenny Loggins or David Copperfield?

Can you see me now?

My brown and blue eyed guy.

Is this a mugshot or glamour shot?

Sprocket! We dance!

For some reason and without warning, one of my favorite blogs closed shop -- AGAIN -- hip n edgy and before that famous like me. If you know why or where Donnie has gone, I'd appreciate knowing. Until then, I have decided to do my own version of one of my favorite weekly posts of his -- MUG SHOT MONDAY.

SHERFFIUS SUNDAY

John must still be on vacation so here are some random political comics.

MY CAROL BRADY FLIP

This is kind of embarrassing. I was in a store and having a nice conversation with the cute manager when he says to me, "You have Carol Brady's flip." Excuse me?! "It's not as long as her's but you have the same flip." I just went along with him, he wasn't as cute anymore and I couldn't wait to finish and get to a mirror.

He was/is right. I haven't gotten my hair cut since early November for several reasons. First, that last cut was way too short. Second, my hair is very slow growing - it's all there but it takes its time. Third, as it started getting longer, it was looking cool. I hadn't had hair this long in years. Lastly, my stylist had moved and the thought of getting my hair cut by someone new just made me put it off for another week.

Having hair this long takes a lot of effort to shampoo, I've given up using a hairdryer in this hot weather which I think caused the flip - another week and I can start tying it back in a My little pony tail but worst of all is how hot it is and how it doesn't fit under a hat the way I like.

One last thing. There will be no pictures. I do not want digital evidence of my flip making the internet rounds.

THE ARGYLE SWEATER by SCOTT HIBURN

MUG SHOT MONDAY

Pretty eyes.

Don't drop the soap cutie.

I'll nurse your wounds.

You've got potential kid.

It looks like his head was cut off and replaced with someone else's.

I think you have it on backwards.

For some reason and without warning, one of my favorite blogs closed shop -- AGAIN -- hip n edgy and before that famous like me. If you know why or where Donnie has gone, I'd appreciate knowing. Until then, I have decided to do my own version of one of my favorite weekly posts of his -- MUG SHOT MONDAY.

THE ARGYLE SWEATER by SCOTT HIBURN

SHERFFIUS SUNDAY

John was on vacation this week.

I actually saw this on Rachel Maddow and thought it was worth sharing.

ADAM'S NEWEST - IF I HAD YOU

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TRUE(LY) WORTH THE WAIT

So how great was the season premier of True Blood last night? I thought it was great and much better than I could have hoped for. Funny, scary, sexy and paced very well.

The first surprise was starting this season right where last season left off, none of this 3 months later crap. The second surprise, and I'll stop here, is how good my Tru Blood drink was. It would probably be too sweet for many but if you like Sunkist orange soda, I think you'd like this too.

So as I was watching the beautiful parade of man flesh, two, well okay three thoughts occurred to me. First, ummm, enough said. Second, I think all the men hit the gym hard since last season and it shows in the pecs and abs. Third, which TB Hunk/character am I most like?

I can't believe I've never seen this poll but like the Golden Girls and the ladies of Sex in the City, I think there is a True Blood man we each can identify with. I think of the five main male characters, Bill, Sam, Eric, Jason and Layafette, I'm most like Sam. I'm a giver, self sacrificing, have a duality in my personality and love dogs.

So which True Blood Man are you most like and why?

Jason

Eric

Sam

Bill and Sam

Layafette

MUG SHOT MONDAY

Psycho

Psycho

White Collar

The Geico Caveman?

This one scares me.

Just because.

Reminds me of when Peter Griffin grew his beard and birds nested in it.

Can you hit the dimmer switch?

Doh!

For some reason and without warning, one of my favorite blogs closed shop -- AGAIN -- hip n edgy and before that famous like me. If you know why or where Donnie has gone, I'd appreciate knowing. Until then, I have decided to do my own version of one of my favorite weekly posts of his -- MUG SHOT MONDAY. My version will be somewhat different and will hopefully improve.

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

In a few short hours, season 3 of True Blood airs at 9pm on HBO. If you haven't been watching or need a quick reminder, here are season's 1 & 2 in five minutes.



As for me, not only will I be watching but I'll be drinking my Tru Blood. I had wanted it for the second season but it came too late so I held off drinking it until tonight. I'll drink my first bottle straight but then I'll have a TB Martini.

Here's another drink suggestion:

French 75 (Vampire Style)
1 part gin
1/2 lemon
1/2 sugar
2 dashes Peychaud's bitters

Mix and add to a Champagne flute. Top with equal parts Champagne and Tru Blood.

SHERFFIUS SUNDAY

For some reason and without warning, one of my favorite blogs closed shop -- AGAIN -- hip n edgy and before that famous like me. If you know why or where Donnie has gone, I'd appreciate knowing. Until then, I have decided to do my own version of one of my favorite weekly posts of his -- MUG SHOT MONDAY. My version will be somewhat different and will hopefully improve.