|There is no psychiatrist in the |
world like a puppy licking
The reason a dog has so many friends is
that he wags his tail instead of
|A dog is the only thing|
on earth that loves you
more than he loves himself.
|The average dog is a nicer person |
than the average person.
|Anybody who doesn't know what |
soap tastes like never washed a dog.
- Franklin Jones
If your dog is fat,
you aren't getting enough exercise.
|My dog is worried about the|
economy because Alpo
is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in
|If you pick up a starving dog|
and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a
- Mark Twain
|Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives |
|If you think dogs can't count, try putting three |
dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only
two of them.