Thursday, June 21, 2012

TMI THURSDAYS: FOODIE EDITION ANSWERS



FOODIE EDITION
1. Describe your love making in ice-cream terms.
  • It's definitely not vanilla, although vanilla is very enjoyable. It's always a banana split if I'm going to be satisfied but with an ever increasing variety of flavors and lots of toppings - especially a cherry! 



2. Do you believe in aphrodisiacs? Which one works on you? 
  • I think the key to aphrodisiacs is a combination of myth, atmosphere and anticipation. If you take and prepare an aphro or two and sever it with music and candle light with the anticipation of a lustful, hedonistic night of love then you'll succeed. However, giving me two glasses of most any alcohol will work just as well - I can be a cheap date.



3. Have you ever practiced with a fruit or veggie sexually? What and where?
  • Not successfully and not after having had the real thing.



4. Have you used food when having sex? On you or on your partner (s)?
  • Once or twice but being a virgo, I was more concerned about getting the bedding dirty. It's a fun idea and seems very enticing when read erotica or watching a movie, but in reality, it just didn't work.



5. What fruit or veggie best describes your private parts?
  • A foot long with lots of sauerkraut. 


Bonus
Describe the meal you would cook for a romantic dinner.
  • It was our first anniversary and I called and asked his mother to make his favorite dish. I drove 2.5 hours to pick it up and 2.5 hours back. I served it with his favorite wine, candles on the table and my cheesecake. 


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3 comments:

  1. a cherry? you're a perv! :)

    1. Maybe a parfait. Different layers.

    2. I don't believe in them. If oysters are one of them, I can't imagine a shell full of snot making me feel sexier.

    3. As a joke, sure. As actual practice? No. They are not comparable.

    4. I've made them buy me dinner before hand - does that count?

    5. A banana and two kiwis.

    6. I don't know what I would cook. I love to cook, but what is romantic food? He'll get what I make and like it!

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  2. FOODIE EDITION
    Sean – this is going to be the lamest answers you get but because I love you so much, I’m playing along. BTW, the only TMI I couldn’t answer was the True Blood segment (I’ve never seen the show).

    1. Describe your love making in ice-cream terms.
    Banana ice cream (cause I’m hung:) marshmallow – cause I love the white stuff with some ground up graham crackers for crunch.

    2. Do you believe in aphrodisiacs? Which one works on you?
    I don’t, although a couple of good IPA’s and I’m gonna get real horny – especially if we are at a game

    3. Have you ever practiced with a fruit or veggie sexually? What and where?
    Can’t say that I have.

    4. Have you used food when having sex? On you or on your partner (s)?
    I haven’t used food, but I have rimmed a guy while taking intermittent sips of whiskey and kissing him all the way through.

    5. What fruit or veggie best describes your private parts? See above. I know lame.
    Bonus

    Describe the meal you would cook for a romantic dinner.
    I suck at cooking and almost never do. But a perfect romantic meal for me is Italian or seafood on a deck overlooking the water.

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  3. sweet corn - instead of sex.

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