I'm FIRST! nyah nyah nyah!1. Crush - age 8, richard2. Wet Dream - teenager (can't remember)3. Kiss - age 19, peter4. Love - age 19, peter5. Sexual Encounter - age 19, peterLove at First Sight - age 47, john
1. CrushMy third grade elementary school teacher. She had this beautiful body and amazing tits and used to wear really tight sweater dresses. I fell crazy in love with her and a thousand other women across the years. In terms of crushes on men, my first real crush was a tall, handsome, super smart basketball player at my college. It was as much hero worship as it was a crush, but man was it ever intense. He is in the news every so often so I see him now and just smile.2. Wet DreamThe summer of sixth or seventh grade. I had been reading through a stack of my older brother’s Penthouse magazines and edging myself into oblivion reading the Letters and Forum sections. It skyrocketed me into a masturbation frenzy that lasted for quite some time.3. KissMy girlfriend of one day in third grade. While we made out in her garage, her brother let the air out of my tire on my bike. I had to walk it home with a big smile on my face – until the next morning when she pretended not to know who I was. The most powerful kiss was my first sexual encounter with a man – a law professor at Georgia Southern. He had a big bushy mustache. I almost came when he kissed me.4. LoveDamn, so many . . . where do I begin with that?5. Sexual EncounterWith a woman – junior year of high school. While a party she was hosting raged on downstairs, we went at it like animals – very fun to even think about. Man – see above. That encounter progressed from a mind-blowing kiss to a night filled with magic and terror. The poor guy – I’m sure I was a lousy lay.
1. CrushMike Watson. A guy I worked with at Six Flags when I was a teenager. I thought it might be mutual but never had the nerve to find out.2. Wet DreamAge 12. Scared the crap out of me.3. KissAside from girlfriends through high school, some anonymous man on the dance floor the first time I went to a gay bar (underaged). He smoked Kools and I can still taste the menthol all these years later.4. LoveI've loved a lot and I'm not embarrassed by that. Real love? That would be my husband who redefined my definition of love.5. Sexual EncounterFemale partner: 19Male Partner: 20 (almost 21). A cute, tall, skinny, Jewish boy from the east coast with an enormous ... personality. He was a theatre tech major and we hooked up over our mutual love of the technical challenges of putting on a show.BonusLove at First SightOnly once. My husband of nearly 22 years.
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