Friday, April 13, 2012

A CABIN IN THE WOODS: 5 FOR / 5 AGAINST RESURRECTED

I haven't done a review in my 5 FOR / 5 AGAINST style in a while but thought that The Cabin in the Woods was a good movie to resurrect the format.

I went into the movie really only knowing that it was greatly anticipated because of its director, Joss Whedon of Buffy, Angle, Serenity, Dollhouse and Dr. Horrible (Neil Patrick Harris), and because it had a very delayed release because its movie studio went bankrupt or something like that. Bankruptcy explains Australian hunk Chris Hemsworth's (Thor) not so built up build.

I think I would have enjoyed it more if I had known that it was more Scream or Zombieland like than Jason or Saw like. I hate to say it because I want Joss Whedon projects to do well so he'll get to do more, but I recommend waiting for the DVD. 

5 FOR
  1. Not your typical horror movie - it is very funny once you're in on the joke. The yummy frat boys in shorts and tanks sitting in front of me laughed non stop.
  2. Joss Whedon favorites: Fran Kranz and Amy Acker - Dollhouse and Angle, Bradley Whitford, Richard Jenkins AND Sigourney Weaver!
  3. A much better second half than first.
  4. Excellent special effects and very creepy monster/demons. Great blood bath!
  5. The characters are slightly smarter than the typical horror movie characters.

5 AGAINST
  1. It reached for the top and never made it over. There was a lot of room and material to really go extreme but it never did.
  2. The plot was a clever idea but it was under developed and therefore also predictable.
  3. The deaths should have been more inventive, gross and jump-out-of-your-seat scary.
  4. If you're going to spoof horror movies and have an R rating, you should be showing some flesh - especially with Chris Hemsworth in the cast.
  5. SPOILER!!!!! I think a better and spoofier ending would have been to have the virgin die only to find out that they were wrong about which victim was the real or more virginal virgin.


THESE ARE BRUTAL

These are only 30 seconds, are brutal and are far scarier than any movie opening this weekend.



Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

MUG SHOT WEDNESDAY

All new mugs for you to fantasize and comment over. Drop the soap or pick it up!
#1

#2

#3

#4


GLAMOUR SHOT
Reminds me - I need a hair cut.

 LAST WEEK'S #1 MUG





Monday, April 9, 2012

ME by RICKY MARTIN: A KINDLE REVIEW


Disclaimer:  This is actually an iPhone 4s Kindle App review but that would make the title too long.  I was a devoted Kindle reader (and still luv it) until I downloaded the Kindle app to my iPhone 4s and The Cloud. There are fewer words per tap but it's just so easy to whip it out. (my iPhone you perves)

I have been infatuated with Ricky Martin since the first time I saw him. I was at JR's in DC, having a drink and a good time when the place suddenly grew quite. What was going on? As I looked around, I saw that everyone was fixated on the tv (much smaller than today's big flat screens) and there was Ricky Martin filling the screen and the airwaves. He was performing The Cup of Life. So electrifying, handsome and those hips, I, like most, was hooked.

Judging a book by its cover, Ricky is one of the most handsome men EVER, with a great physique and tons of talent but when you get past the cover (interviews and writings) you learn that he is also a very spiritual, compassionate, loving, hardworking and charitable man. Sigh! So I downloaded ME.

ME basically reinforces everything we knew (or at least what I knew) about Ricky and reveals little more. Of course, when ME came out in Nov 2010, so did Ricky - that was news then but this is now. Ricky gives us great insight as to what drives him as a human, his days in Manudo, his spirituality, his truth (that he is gay although he says homosexual) and becoming a father. His writing is repetitive but always interesting.

It could be very easy to hate or be extremely jealous of this man who seems to have been born under a lucky start but he comes across (as always) as very genuine, trusting of his instincts and thankful for his opportunities. He is quite clear that none of what he has accomplished has come without hard work, dedication and a price but he would't have it any other way.

ME is a nice read and was a much needed change from Steven King's 11/23/63 and Full Dark, No Stars and The Hunger Games series.









JUSTIN BIEBER: 3 MORE REASONS TO HATE HIM

1. This is one of his cars!
2. He goes to Chic Fil-A.
2. He goes thru the Chic Fil-A drive thru in this car!
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