Tuesday, January 22, 2013

TMI QUESTIONS: SUPER HERO OR SUPER VILLAIN?

SUPER HERO OR SUPER VILLAIN?:
1. If you could be a Super Hero or Super Villain, which would you be and why?
2. What's your secret identity?
3. Which person in your life would be your trusted sidekick?
4. What is your kryptonite (weakness)?
5. What are your power(s)?
6. Describe your costume.

BONUS
Which Super Hero or Super Villain would you most like to have sex? Be specific i.e.: Christopher Revee Superman, Hal Jordan Green Lantern, Super Friends Wonder Woman. Describe the sex.


TMI Questions 
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Thanks to Dirk for this week's questions.


15 comments:

  1. Jeez... I'd be the sidekick of THAT Batman anytime!!! ;)

    Hugs
    Jon

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  2. Oh, be still my gay geeky heart! This may be my favorite TMI to date.

    SUPER HERO OR SUPER VILLAIN?:
    1. If you could be a Super Hero or Super Villain, which would you be and why?
    Superhero, for sure. I have a hero complex which is probably why I love comic books so much. I would totally be a Batman-esque hero with the secret lair, awesome toys and husky voice. I'd love to swoop in, save the day and get the cute boy.

    2. What's your secret identity?
    What else? Billionaire playboy. Play the bad boy to distract. Sort of like getting to be both a hero and a villain.


    3. Which person in your life would be your trusted sidekick?
    I'd pick my brother to be my sidekick and keep my husband as my love interest (naturally).

    4. What is your kryptonite (weakness)?
    Hairy chests.

    5. What are your power(s)?
    Super intelligence and gadgets, gadgets, gadgets.

    6. Describe your costume.
    Black leather with enough shiny steel to ensure the bad guys knew who was in charge.


    BONUS
    Which Super Hero or Super Villain would you most like to have sex? Be specific i.e.: Christopher Revee Superman, Hal Jordan Green Lantern, Super Friends Wonder Woman. Describe the sex.

    Brandon Routh - Superman. He just has to keep silent unless he's moaning or asking for more.

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  3. Finally, a Batman I'd like to see on the screen. Although I have a feeling this might be more of a Titan production than something you'd see from MGM.

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  4. 1. Superhero

    2. I'd be like Tony Stark and just be out.

    3. D

    4. Fuzzy chests.

    5. The ability to screw people to death.

    6. A bear suit.

    BONUS
    Henry Cavill's Superman; Chris Evans' Human Torch; George Clooney's Batman and Ryan Reynolds' Green Lantern in a big, hot orgy!

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  5. I want to be a mix of good and bad

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  6. I'd be a villain just to get the attention of THAT Batman!!

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  7. SUPER HERO OR SUPER VILLAIN?

    1. If you could be a Super Hero or Super Villain, which would you be and why?

    I would certainly be a Super Hero. Since my very obvious attraction to a super villain, Blane was documented in my blog post http://lokis-log.blogspot.com/2012/08/bane.html and embarrassingly, I had to cum in the bathroom in the movie theatre I was so turned on has lead me to believe that since opposites attract, I must be a super hero. So here is a rundown on the characteristics of me as a super hero:

    Extraordinary powers and abilities: I can fly, appear as a shadow and enter people’s minds to show them their evil side.
    Strong Moral code: ok, so everyone has some dent in their armor

    2. What's your secret identity? My secret identity is a writer, but a cool guy. Not like Castle who is sort of good looking and sort of smart. I want to be hot as shit and razor smart.

    Motivation: to eradicate sexual prejudice and small-mindedness
    Independently Wealth: My novels sell millions and I embed all sorts of secret messages in my books.

    Headquarters: New York city. Duh.

    3. Which person in your life would be your trusted sidekick?
    Easy. Sean from Just A Jeep Guy. http://justajeepguydc.blogspot.com/ I don’t real see him as a traditional sidekick though. His super powers are generated from water and his ability to become translucent so that his enemies are always caught off-guard. He helps me solve crimes in his super cool yellow wrangler. I can never completely grasp my attraction to him because his ability to become water becomes sexually charged and envelopes me in an orgasm producing rainstorm or when I am swimming in the ocean. As I am cumming his power immediately erases my memory of it, so I am just left with a never-ending satisfied desire.
    And we are members of a League of Justice that includes: Joe of http://closetprofessor.blogspot.com/ whose ability to enters a person’s mind and educate them to the brilliance of a peaceful and open mind also produces a strange coma inducing side-effect that can only be cured when his penis is inserted in their mouth. Brooklyn of http://promiscuoustop.blogspot.com/ is the team’s front man and scout. When the team members sense trouble, Brooklyn is sent in to fuck and subdue our enemies. His super power is the ability to seduce men and women and make them cum without touching themselves. In doing so, they follow him like a slave follows his master. Invisible Man http://invisibleman46.blogspot.com/ , whose powers include the ability to crush a man’s head and spirit with his massive muscular arms and legs provides the league with additional fuck muscle. Mack of http://itmustbearoundheresomewhere.blogspot.com/ is the mastermind behind the League. His incredible cerebral power keeps us two-steps ahead of our enemies. He can also fly and is often seen naked, in the woods, skimming the tree tops and silently fucking unsuspecting campers as they sleep. Blobby of http://www.blobbysblog.com/ lures our enemies into his lair by implanting horrible music in their brains and makes them believe that only by spreading their legs and admitting they are evil, will they be saved. And sweet JP of http://quiethands.blogspot.com/ is our poet laureate, chronicling our stories of sex and good over evil. With his strong observational powers, he advises Mack and leads us to greater self-discovery.

    to be continued . . .

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  8. 4. What is your kryptonite (weakness)? Infidelity

    5. What are your power(s)? : I can fly, appear as a shadow and enter people’s minds to show them their evil side.

    6. Describe your costume. A body suit of red with a white swirl from head, across my crotch and down to my ankle.

    BONUS
    Which Super Hero or Super Villain would you most like to have sex? Be specific i.e.: Christopher Revee Superman, Hal Jordan Green Lantern, Super Friends Wonder Woman. Describe the sex.

    Apart from my momentary lapse with Blane, I have had incredible sex with Chris Evans as Captain America. Ok, not actual, real sex. But in my mind, when he is at Basic Training camp, Chris and I had sex in his cot, in the company shower but most vividly, out on maneuvers in the freezing rain, our bodies huddled together for warmth in a huge poncho. He liked his tits worked until they were raw and went to pound town on my ass like no one (literally ever) has. I took his load as greedily as he swallowed the serum that transformed him from a little weakling to a man of incredible integrity and power. With his laod deep inside me, I too was transformed.

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  9. Loki - OMFG! This was the sexiest, funniest, most imaginative and flattering TMI EVAH! Out of the more that 40 TMI posts and all their responses, this is by far the BEST!

    How did you know that I was a water sign, Virgo, and that I grew up swimming in the ocean!

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  10. Carl - when I saw most of these questions on Dirks blog I knew I had to use them. How could I not knowing how many of my readers are heroes in their own right.

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  11. Jon - I know! There's no question this man is hot but that costume is so perfect for him and makes him hotter by 10 to the 1000th power!

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  12. BosGuy - don't think I forgot about your Batman costume for last year's No Pants on the Subway Day!

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  13. Mark - you know after chasing after you he'd tackle you down to the ground and wrestle with you before tying you up and taking you back to his cave to be properly punished!

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  14. Early Friday morning [my time] that's 6.01 pm New York time, the answer will be posted.

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